*Part two in our ongoing series to celebrate Adopt-A-Shelter Dog Month.
Suka
Breed: Mastiff Mix
Color: Brown Brindle
Gender: Female
Age: 2 years
Rescued by ASPCA Humane Law Enforcement in May 2008, Suka is a high-energy comedienne who’s one part sass and all parts cuddle monkey. Here she reflects on staying in shape, playing to tough crowds and shaking the right toys.
ASPCA: Hello, Suka! It’s nice to see you again. You’re looking adorbs, as always.
Suka: Thanks, darlin! Aren’t you a peach? How does my tail look?
ASPCA: Woah, it’s Speedy McSpeederson back there! How does it move so fast?
Suka: Butt blasters, honey! I do ‘em every day. A girl’s gotta keep on top of her figure or she’ll never meet the two-legged of her dreams.
ASPCA: True that, Suka, but you have much to recommend you, not just a cute rear.
Suka: Well, I do crack a good joke every now and then, but this ain’t the best venue, ahem.
ASPCA: Well, let’s find you the right crowd. What’s your idea of the perfect pet parent?
Suka: Oh girlfriend, where do I start? Tall, dark and handsome? No, seriously, just someone who sees the bright side of things, laughs at all my jokes and likes to horse around.
ASPCA: And what are you offering in return?
Suka: Hon, look at me. I’m a bundle of cuteness, and I shake to please.
ASPCA: Point taken…Got a favorite toy
Suka: The Kong is pretty fun, but sometimes I get a little too jazzed by it.
ASPCA: Jazzed?
Suka: I like to chew it up and shake it all around. I’m better off with toys that can stand my party jaws.
ASPCA: Mkay, but that sounds kinda scary…
Suka: Nah, sugar, it’s all fun.
ASPCA: How ‘bout other dogs? Kids? Cats?
Suka: I have no idea what a cat is, but kids older than six are pretty neat. Dogs aren’t my specialty, but I wouldn’t mind getting to know some.
ASPCA: Suka, you are a charming lady…
Suka: And you have great taste!
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